turnerandcasablancas:

yes this is a one for the road condom

turnerandcasablancas:

yes this is a one for the road condom

(via hannah-hunt-her-ass-down)



badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(via stormafter)


tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via dangusmorangus)


gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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(via cacklesoutthecloset)


kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via letswanderlusttogether)



ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

(via letswanderlusttogether)


joshpeck:

central:

joshpeck:

i very much dislike when people are mean without reason

people are mean cause you killed oprah 

she had it coming

(via drateeny)


(via meladoodle)